Q. Why did the baker keep trying to pay his creditors back in kind, rather than cash?A. Because he had been taught to always return every pai pai of any loan that he took.Yehhhhh baby, I've still got it!
Oh? I always thought it was because he had the dough...
And here I thought bakers always had enough bread...
Damnit! *Must remember to avoid multiple-pun jokes*
Did you hear about the loan shark who went to collect from the baker and got repaid in kind?He came away all battered.
That loan shark should have used his loaf and taken along a baker's dozen worth of enforcers, I'm thinking :)
That battered loan shark obviously didn't know his plaice...
BAD PUN ALERT: (it's an original so give me credit if/ when you use it)What are you doing when you give up your seat in a long distance train? GIVING BERTH :P HAHAHAHAA
punny punny no?
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