This world needs more pretty. And love. And pretty love.

This slogan can mean whatever I want you to.

T-shirt slogans #79

Must-have for when in India.
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* Personal = Private. Go away now.

* I'm here for food, not advice.

* That's MY paper.

* I drink, I smoke, I gamble, I sleep around - you still want to fix me up?

* Honk if you're a jackass.

The worst fights are the ones you didn't know you were having.

Signed up for Life. Didn't read the fine print.

Assume nothing, believe everything.

Assume everything, believe nothing.

Manual of Life - Motto # 6

(Always) Be prepared to be surprised.

Sometimes, your worst nightmares are when your dreams come true.

The problem is, problems still are.

Think
...or thwim.

Your call.

You don't have to belong, to care.

Subset:
You don't have to be (a) female to be a feminist.

Reality is a crutch for people (who are) too scared to dream.

Pop-profound, not profound-pop

In trying to be alive, don't forget to live*.


* This also applies the other way round.

I believe in belief.

The problem with philosophy is that all the answers seem right.

Keeping with the fruit theme

No mango without tango.
alternatively,
No tango, no mango.

Or, how to tempt your child/student/partner into practicing their dancing, by offering slices of wonderfully ripe Alphonso*. Or, for any other work-reward scenario. Or indeed, just because.




* Or badaami, or paayree, or chausa, or totapuri, or...

Enlightenment is what you make of it.

Somebody, somewhere, finds you ridiculous.

Live for today - plan for tomorrow.