10.1.08

Obligatory bad joke of the month*

Q: What do you call a crazy flea on the moon?
A: A lunatick


* Soon to be a recurring feature. You may groan now.

12 comments:

Renovatio said...

Say, hypothetically I was to start a recipes/places-to-eat blog. Would you care to contribute? Hypothetically, of course.

??! said...

yayayay! No wait...dem...you used the word "contribute". See, I'm all for joining, but I seem to end up not contributing too much. But yay! ok! yay!

Espèra said...

Make it a regular feature.
I can then recite them to random people and get a lot of joy seeing them groan.

How's this one? (I made it):
Q - What's made of milk, is yellow, has holes and is liked by mice?
A - Cheese!!
Questioner - *Click* with a camera motion.

{Guaranteed to have the answerer tearing the hair out)

??! said...

esp:
oooh, oooh, that was terrible! Theek hain, regular feature it is.

Baby Vaijayanti and Puppy Manohar said...

Dear ??!,

Pardon my French, in advance.

Q: What is 2q + 2q ?
A: 4q
Q: Oh yeah? Well, 4q too, you bastige!

Thanks,

Puppy Manohar
Running bad puns over TCP/IP since 1999(TM)

Space Bar said...

For your delectation, Food Porn.

(and this, at least, is not a bad joke. Sheesh, you guys.)

??! said...

puppy:
supayrb!

sb:
whaaaaat? you no like puns? oh come, come, it is fun.

Tabula Rasa said...

of the month??? (and !)

n00b.

??! said...

masterji:
how now? you want more often? hamara audience bhaag jayega, baba.

Tabula Rasa said...

darne ka kya? hum hi tunhara audience hai na.

Space Bar said...

nobody will run away. i only get indignant when other people do puns.

??! said...

tr:
ok baba. shall make this into fortnightly episode, like foodie one. You must also do, but.

sb:
No puns? Hmm....liveable. Just about.