25.1.10

T-shirt slogans #79

Must-have for when in India.
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* Personal = Private. Go away now.

* I'm here for food, not advice.

* That's MY paper.

* I drink, I smoke, I gamble, I sleep around - you still want to fix me up?

* Honk if you're a jackass.

13 comments:

km said...

I drink, I smoke, I gamble, I sleep around - you still want to fix me up?

As every desi kid knows - that tactic worked for Dharmendra in "Sholay".

DewdropDream said...

Amen to that!

Shyam said...

Personal = Private. Go away now

You forgot to add: This means YOU.

The Cloudcutter said...

Haha! Nice ones. Let me know when you print them. I want to buy all.

??! said...

KM:
Aha - but what if it was worn by girls?

DDD:
That above t-shirt is for you.

CC:
And for you.

Shyam:
Excellent addendum.

km said...

??!: Everyone knows girls don't gamble.

brinda said...

km: Everyone knows girls don't gamble.

care to take a small bet on that?

DewdropDream said...

@ Brinda: HAHA!!!

KM, I have teo words for you. Or rather, a name. Victoria Coren.

km said...

The Interwebz need a sarcasm tag :D

km said...

Brinda: and ten bucks says I will NEVER wager on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

xkcd. Enough said.

Tabula Rasa said...

km needs sarcasm tags on This is a Title... talk about times have changed!

Cynic in Wonderland said...

Yes. You are male. You are NRI. You can be set up. Unless you are psychopath, i still want to set you up. Anybets on this being the response?