20.1.10

Manual of Life - Alternative Definitions

Irony
n., Insisting that the water served to you in an Indian restaurant be bottled ("because you really can't trust this outside stuff - who knows where they filled it from"), but asking for loads and loads of ice in the fizzy drink of your choice.


See also:
Hepatitis A
Restaurant hygiene

3 comments:

Roy said...

it is a tussel between pleasure and uptightness!

km said...

Did you mean an Indian restaurant in India? Or in the UK?

??! said...

Roy:
You're quite the optimist, aren't you?

KM:
Valid point. The former.