25.6.09

Hills.

You ever realise you can't use movement on hills to explain a situation in the positive?

You can't tell someone things are going to get better by suggesting it's all downhill, because that's...bad (?) - even though going downhill is such a joyous, carefree, low-exertion process. But, you also can't tell someone it's all uphill, because they'll just think you're scaring them by pointing out the obstacles they have to climb.

It's a conspiracy by the British I tell you. Why else would the most commonly used phrase to explain good times be smooth sailing? What else would you expect from a bunch of islanders whose love for seafaring helped them conquer half the world?

3 comments:

km said...

Ha. Just ask Sisyphus.

"It's all downhill from here" is bad but "we will soon be over the hump" is good.

Does not compute.

NightWatchmen said...

"Scaling new peaks" I would presume.......

Falstaff said...

The thing about hills is, sooner or later you get over them.