Q. Why does Bill Gates love it when people now talk of the 'winter holidays' rather than the 'Christmas holidays'?A. Because it's more PC, less Mac.
Here's one for you: A married Russian couple are walking through Red Square when the weather suddenly takes a turn for the worse: “Oh great,” sighs the woman, '”snow”. “That's not snow” protests her husband, “that's rain!'”The two continue to disagree and the argument becomes quite heated. Just then, the man spots a communist friend walking on the other side of the street. He shouts to him, “Hey, Rudolph! Is it snowing or raining?” Rudolph looks up to the sky and without hesitation replies, “It's raining - definitely!”As he moves on, the man smiles at his wife. “What are you looking so smug about?” she snaps, “that doesn't prove anything!” “Ah but it does,' says the man, 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
On the other hand, you'd think Bill Gates would be strongly in favor of Judeo-Christian mythology. I mean, look what happens when people get tempted by the Apple.
Falstaff: which is why Bill Gates' copy of MS Word only has a "Don't Seb" option.Rock bottom.
km: That's just one theory. The other possibility, of course, is that Gates is secretly MSOfficetopheles.
Shyam:Aaaawesome.Falstaff:Yeh, but then I wouldn't have a joke. And MSOfficetopheles? Genius.KM:No, no, we all have unplumbed depths. Lots worse to come.
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