Ok, enough pedant-giri recently on this blog. Time for some keedas (Aishwarya, you will forgive me for starting this, but you just weren't putting this up on your blog, and it was too good to pass up).
Presenting......fanfare/drumroll/yourchoiceofmusicalintro....
The orgasm game.
No, it's not what you're hoping for, you little desperate blogreader you. Down pheromones, down!
Now, what this is, is this - simply come up with appropriately clever/hilarious/groanpunworthy names for orgasms specific to certain groups of people. Ideally, they should rhyme with the original word, but we're ok even if it just reads right.
Examples/already thought up -
Vikings have Thorgasms
He-Man has Skeletorgasms
Exfoliating agents have poregasms
Neo-cons have wargasms
Oliver Twist has moregasms
Sci-fi lovers have Tor-gasms*.
Jim Morrison fans have Doorgasms
Golf players have foregasms
Scientists have Bohrgasms
Retailers have storegasms
(and my favourite)
Sikh women have kaurgasms.
So, hit the commentspace. But please, NO mass puns in one comment (that means you Falsie).
* In-joke. Re: Tor books.
28.10.08
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Miners have Oregasms
Some anthropologists have loregasms
Landlubbers have shoregasms
and Lion-tamers have roargasms
Asterix and Obelix had boargasms?
Now get this -
People following quadrennial events, like elections, have Fourgasms.
//the days I do laundry and the dishes I have choreg..nah, I just hate those chores.
Kierkegaard lovers have Either/orgasms
Bizet fans have Toreadorgasms
Video game aficionados have Sporegasms
And Argentinian literati have Borgesms.
Oh, and from what I've seen of the place, nobody, and I mean nobody, has Bangalorgasms.
The knights who say 'Ni' have organisms.
[Warning: In extremely questionable taste]:
Concentration camp supervisors have orgas'ems.
Kierkegaard lovers have Either/orgasms
That will get you the prize, but "Concentration camp supervisors have orgas'ems" is taking you straight to hell.
Glider pilots have soargasms
Sex maniacs have moregasms
Pig fanciers have boargasms?
Dermatologists have poregasms
Somewhat questionable:
Brothel patrons have whoregasms
And since there are no Tamilians here (yet) - well, they are the folks who get morgasms when they eat some of that yogurt.
Oh, and Nature's reaction upon meeting vacuum? That's right, abhorgasm.
Do androids dream of electric cyborgasms?
NGOs have .orgasms
Seals that escape killer whales have orcasms.
[??!: Remember, you were the one who was against mass puns in ONE comment]
My favorite Wodehouse character has orgapsms.
People who exaggerate their sexual excitement in order to make fun of their partners have sargasms.
People who do it with paper have origasmi.
only one dairy pun and km makes it.
(i'm only here to give visual relief from a string of falstaffs in the comment space.)
*Adobe Pagemaker has compositorgasms.*
Mark and Steve have Waughgasms.
(Space, thanks. Can we now say with conviction that puns are Falsie's third most important love, after books and classical music?)
Fruitarians have rawgasms.
Comp Sci students have NORgasms and XORgasms.
EE students resist ohmgasms (and Eastern Religion majors have omgasms)
//No references to *that* device in Woody Allen's "Sleeper" (or a certain Motorhead album)?
///Falstaff: Origasmi? LOL.
Postmen in Portland have ORgasms
[??!: No, no. You forget movies. And art. Puns just about make the top 10]
George Romero has goregasms.
Kayakers have oargasms.
Floyd fans have Gilmourgasms
Mushrooms have sporegasms
Interior designers have decorgasms
Jack Frost has hoargasms
green folk have goregasms
campers have smoregasms
I've heard it rumoured (never experienced it myself) that house-proud people have scourgasms :)
Fans of large Japanese wrestlers have sumorgasms
when u have kind of slightly got it and yet not the full one...minorGASM :D
dammit! go away for a few days and there's this orgy going on here that i'm not a part of? never mind that i can't think of a single solitary pun... i think i shall go away again
Shyam/Pri/Spark:
Nice ones.
Brin:
It's maddening, no? Next time I'll announce beforehand ok?
*gasp* i missy!
soccer suckers savour scoregasms
maverick mccain has wargasms,
but neither have norgasms.
even after reading so many, i want moregasms!
Will Wright has Sporegasms.
Thieves have Chorgasms.
Ambani has Croregasms.
People without beds have Floorgasms.
I'll stop now, before I have moregasms.
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