Manual of Life - Rules for Living No.4

Don't know, don't care.

aka, The Four Word Rule. Which, don't you know, is also four words, and which moniker you will probably eventually end up using instead. If only to be clique-y and pseudo.

Helps muchly in dealing with questions to topics you couldn't be arsed about (Do you know who Elizabeth Taylor was last married to?), questions to which the contemplation of an answer is pointless (Would I look good with painted blue eyeballs?), questions which are not worth the air used to enunciate them (Did you know that Britney's released a new song?), and even questions which you clearly want to avoid (When was the last time you had a shower?).

Is most efficient when delivered in a firm, yet slightly put-upon tone, with a faintly disdainful sneer to boost. Go play.


Pri said...

look who's back with more 'wtf did she just say?' posts! we missed you fool.

??! said...

back and with all cylinders firing! ze hibernation period is over.

Space Bar said...

bite your tongue! don't you know such promises are doomed?

Espèra said...

"Don't know, don't care."

Except, you obviously know the last time you took a shower.

??! said...

eh...we shall overcome, and all that.

not if you're Rip Van Winkle. and thanks for the blog-roll.

Espèra said...

But then, what are the chances that all of us are Rip Van Winkles?

You have a blog that caught my attention, therefore the addition.

??! said...

what are the chances that all of us are Rip Van Winkles
Some of us try ;)