A Manual of Life: Why Not To Have Children

Reason #319

You realise that, unlike your (sensible) father, you would actively support and facilitate their watched-too-many-kungfu-films* plans to become Shaolin monks.

* If you haven't already planted such ideas in their tiny brains  *wicked chuckle*.


FĂ«anor said...

that's a cunning plan. a friend of mine in hong kong is actually contemplating sending his son off to shaolin for a summer of discipline.

The Bride said...

Hahaha...but this is totally a reason to have children. Mini kung fuists for the win!

??! said...

Now that's a cool dad.

The Bride:
Yeah, except if they decide to practice on you at 4am.