1. Land up in India.
2. Put on your most innocent, cheddar-wouldn't-melt-in-your-mouth face.
3. Head out into the public and find a suitably overcrowded location. Bonus points if it is an sweaty-armpits-and-chameli-oiled-heads environment.
4. Gradually ease your way politely into the centre.
5. Summon up your best AmrishPuri-in-Nagina voice to proclaim "Alakh Niranjan".
6. Wait till crowd realises it was you, and yell it out again to see them start once more.
7. Smile serenely (with a hint of latent pyschopath) into the growing space around you, while ignoring loud clamour.
2. Put on your most innocent, cheddar-wouldn't-melt-in-your-mouth face.
3. Head out into the public and find a suitably overcrowded location. Bonus points if it is an sweaty-armpits-and-chameli-oiled-heads environment.
4. Gradually ease your way politely into the centre.
5. Summon up your best AmrishPuri-in-Nagina voice to proclaim "Alakh Niranjan".
6. Wait till crowd realises it was you, and yell it out again to see them start once more.
7. Smile serenely (with a hint of latent pyschopath) into the growing space around you, while ignoring loud clamour.
5 comments:
Good plan. Tell me you did this.
post a vid of it
Space: Modified version - amongst unsuspecting, crowding friends. Equally hilarious.
Roy: For us fogies, viral means illness ;)
I'm not familiar with the said film but reciting an Amrish Puri line from "Temple of Doom" will make you *globally* famous.
"I'm not familiar with the said film"
What what? Sridevi as a snake! How could you not kno... oh wait. Reptiles. Yeah ok, you're off the hook.
Also, now I'm seriously tempted to go out and demand that bali :)
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