"Humans were not meant to eat cheese".
"No seriously. Cheese is an alien organism which should be not ingested by us".
"Stop right there. If you're going to start on some vegan crap rant about how it's made from milk which is the fluid of another animal and would I then also drink blood - I swear I'll sock you one".
"No no. Not that - although when you think about it like that...."
"What did I just say? You love my knuckles so much?"
"Ah. Sorry. No, what I meant was - it really is an alien organism".
"Really. See, you called that a cheese toast, but it's actually a toasted cheese sandwich, right?"
"I guess so".
"Yeh. The truth is hidden from you that way. No, if you really want to realise the truth about cheese, watch it melt under a grill*".
"And what will that show me?"
"Go see for yourself....go!"
"I told you so".
* No really, watch it. The Blob returns!
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