Manual of Life - Alternative Definitions

n., Calculating the mean (day) of the birthdays of all your friends and family, and then announcing to them that you will wish them collectively each year on that day only, instead of wishing each one on their actual anniversary*.

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* Hallmark, get your grubby hands off my idea. Birthday Day*** is patent-pending.
** It's arguable that such a person is unlikely to contemplate gifts and cards and the like, either.
*** What, it's less ridiculous than 'Birth
day'? Because we also go 'Happy weddingday'? Tchaila!


Roy said...

hahaha!! what if the mean comes to something like 29 Feb?

The Bride said...

I love this! I am going to adopt.

Spazsim Chasm said...

hahahahaaha super!

km said...

Great idea. Deserves to publicized more on the Web.