Friday Fun: Fpoor Fpuns (For Veena)

...actually, this one really is fpoor, because it's not ready.

I know there's got to be a Q&A joke about your one and only* and this chain, but I haven't been able to figure it out in three weeks, and it's driving me crazy.

So, a hazy pun for you.

Also, yes. (Major) Groan.

* For those who don't get it, please to be reading her blog. Ok fine, be lazy. Husband 'Bill' comes from Tagore-land.
go read her blog.


brinda said...

hmmm.... so Q: Where does your child study?
A: Bill, a Bong, doesn't approve of formal education
horrible! but loads of potential. where's falstaff?

and when i saw "(Major) Groan" i thought there was some rank bad army pun there...

Veena said...

Ah. I vaguely remember Luddo man coming up with a few on this sometime ago. Can't remember any though. Shall go check with him.

Falstaff said...

What's the difference between Veena's spouse and a stash of marijuana?

One is Bill, a bong and the other is bong-able.

What do you find if you go to Kol-cat-ta?


Why do Bongs think the best candy comes from Australia

Because they grew up hearing about BillaBonga and his Chocolate Factory.

gauri said...

Question for your friend:

"What do you do when you buy yourself that expensive solitaire as an anniversary 'gift'?"


J. Alfred Prufrock said...

And the point is ... ? A competitor for Boing Boing?


Anoop said...

Q: What do you call a retail store where you can build your own cute Bengali soft toy?
A: Build-a-Bong Workshop

Q: Veena's spouse starts a consulting company that takes only Bengali clients. What's the name of the company?
A1: Bill-a-Bong Consulting.
A2: "Bill, a Bong. Consulting."

??! said...

Thank you, thank you. You have obviously not been overindulging on cheese toasties like I have.

The prize most definitely goes to gauri, followed by Anoop. Although Falsie's were brilliant too, if not keeping with the name.

And brin. Brinbrinbrinbrinbrin....