Friday Fun: Food Fiesta

Mixed mood soup

Time Required:
An instant, spread over many years

Keep ready:
Seeds of doubt, handful
Bundle of nerves, shredded
Leaf of veil-of-secrecy, few
Pessimism, 1/2 glass
Juice of creativity, 1 large cup (overflowing)
Essence of bluemood, 1 tbsp
Guilt complex, 1 cube
Oil of apathy

Then:
Heat the oil and add the seeds till they begin to sputter. Mix in the nerves, and veil-of-secrecy, and fry well them till they go mushy. Add the pessimism, creative juice, bluemood essence, and guilt cube. Bring it all to a boil, and then simmer till the colour turns dark.

Best served while hot enough to burn the tongue.

Why you should not try this:
It makes you feel like shite, and will cause extensive disturbances to your mental equilibrium.

Variations:
Non-vegetarians could add in some bheja. Make sure it's fried, though.