19.11.07

A marvel of engineering

Is when you sneeze while eating a banana*, somehow manage not to choke or spray the banana all over, and a minute later blow your nose....

(you know where this is going, don't you?)

...only to have a piece of banana pop out.

How disgustingly spectacular.


* Because you have a mild cold, not because you have a fetish for sneezing when eating.

11 comments:

AakASH!!! said...

:) Or appples for that matter.

Revealed said...

OK. Ewww. I might never look at a banana the same way again (or apples now).

??! said...

aakash!!!:
that's a bit hard, no?

flaffy:
then one's mission is complete.

Tabula Rasa said...

how did it taste?

Pri said...

what a beautiful story

Space Bar said...

i have tons of nose goo stories. i'm waiting for the right signs before i post 'em. this might very well be the first one...hmm.

??! said...

tr:
ok, ewww ewww ewww.

pri:
isn't it just? and to make things better, that piece of masticated banana even looked like a giant booger. how gross.

sb:
we have had one. about your son contemplating dal-like tastes. put up more. Is this an Urf?

Pri said...

dude i dont know. thats the same exact comment i left everyone that day.

Space Bar said...

that was eye goo.

now that youmention it, it's very urf-worthy, no? what'd'you think, flaffy?

??! said...

ah yes, one stands corrected.

Also, you know what would be your Urf? Mommy-blogging.

The Bride said...

Ugh. And I thought my truffle story was gross.