17.9.07

If cricket was sex

Test matches would be rainy-weekend tantric-love sessions,
ODIs would be a workday evening quickie,
and Twenty20s would be a before-you-go knee-trembler.

6 comments:

Renovatio said...

What would the players be... sperm trying to fertilize the egg of sponsorship?

Tabula Rasa said...

where do you think they got the term "innings"?

??! said...

oh no. we're going to have jokes about fine leg, gullies, and "in the blockhole" next aren't we?

david hayes said...

This is a great idea. I always knew that cricket was an extended metaphor for something...

Anonymous said...

Damn it! You had to go and spoil all the fun. Now I can't make fine leg, gullies *or* in the blockhole witticisms. *goes off to sulk some more and wonder why the world is always tragically mean and spoilsporty to her*

-Revealed

Pri said...

one cannot think sex with zak and vvs missing. one can however think mysterious disappearance and murder and agarkar.